As in, you know, the totally secret (but widely known among conservatives) hippy-left conspiracy to take over the world and force everyone to do bong hits and eat brownies and make love not war and call up call up Tommy Chong and ask for Dave and shit, which is the whole reason why we're so fucked up now, or so The Editors at the Poor Man Institute tell me Jonah Goldberg says.
But let's dig that one more time:
"The Protocols of the Elders of Haight-Ashbury"
All I can say to writing like that is Far Fucking Out. Bong hits aside, I am in awe of The Editors.
And these people in the picture, they can crash at PAF's place any day.
