Friday, May 18, 2007

Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out



What will Wolfie do with his time now that he has brought democracy and stability to the Middle East and rooted out the global scourge of corruption? He'll find something. He has a killer resume, and friends with connections and deep pockets. To paraphrase something a militaristic old asshole once said, Militaristic old assholes never die, they just become fellows at the American Enterprise Institute. Or perhaps he'll find a home at an academic institution with the high intellectual and moral standards of, say, Georgetown University. Fear not, Wolfie's accomplishments insure that he won't be sleeping on the benches of Dupont Circle among the undeserving riffraff.

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